Play with your food...

Psst, don't tell my children, but when they are not looking, I sometimes leave the fridge door a little ajar, just to see if there is some freedom-seeking fruit or a wicked vegetable wanting to come out to play. Fancy that, who would have thought grapes strive for such symmetry? I suppose it is because of that bunched-up lifestyle they generally stick to...

Psst. Watch this space. Next time it might be a pepper ending up in a pickle...